24 year old lazy medical student who dislikes a whole variety of things. I do, however, like TV shows, movies, music and Matthew Gray Gubler's whole being. This is a fat positive, Doctor Who loving blog. -----I also own medstudentwannabe.tumblr.com which is my med blog.
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
the little 5 year old girl I babysit
- me: What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
- her: Instead of the prince?
- me: Instead of the prince
- her: So her daughter would have two mommies?
- me: Yes
- her: two princess mommies...
- her: fabulous
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.